In my ‘absence’, a very important thing happened. Britney came back. By now you’ll probably (hopefully) have seen the “Womanizer” video and been amazed at how quickly a walking trainwreck can suddenly become sane, lose 3 stone and 3 years from her life.
What’s the best music video you’ve seen today? Britney’s “Womanizer”? NO! It’ll soon be this.
The fabulous Lady GaGa is b-b-back with her third single everywhere in the world that isn’t the UK, “P-P-Poker Face”. And that means it is time for her to unveil her third pop promo, or as I like to call it, the music video of 2008.
GaGa is obviously a child of the frivelous 80’s and 90’s, when pop videos were big and expensive affairs with women dripping in designer gear lounging by modern pools and generally being utterly, aspirationally fabulous. Sadly, in these bleak times, most pop videos today have a budget of 25p and perhaps a hand job round the back of Lidl for any model willing to stand about and pout. But, as she continues to prove my initial reservations moot, Lady GaGa settles for nothing less than amazing - and clearly a mahussive video budget.
This is a huge deal for both GaGa and pop music in general, because GaGa has quickly established herself as the self-proclaimed savior of pop (remember kids, pop will never be low brow). And to give “Poker Face”, quite possibly the best song from her album, a fighting chance, GaGa has negotiated some hefty (if not obvious) sponsorship deals to fund the whole affair. Some people would say that a gambling website branded table is tacky, I say that it only takes the video for “Poker Face” to the next level.
Everything else is in place - outfits that will make you go cross-eyed, nearly naked models that will make your panties tingle, the pool, the fabulous people and some great danes. So without further ado, I give you Poker Face.
Mini-Knowles, Solange is currently jetting around the world promoting her new single “I Decided”. I have got all jizzy about this before, so I won’t bother now. But this made me smile.
In a recent performance of the single, Solange was joined on stage by a grooving stage crasher. Rather than going nuts at the situation, or panicking, Solange told security to leave him be. ”He ain’t hurtin’ nobody.” She then began dancing with him. Go Solange! Check it out:
And it’s not just music Britney is working on. She confirmed she is interested in doing more acting, following her successful appearance on “How I Met Your Mother,” which helped the show achieve its best ever ratings.
“I’d love to, if I can find the right movie,” Brit said when asked about continuing her thespian streak. “Actually, I have a part that just came up. We’re just trying to work it out with my schedule, with the children.”
Though it was unclear from the excerpts released at press time by OK! whether Britney addressed her hospitalizations of early 2008, her run ins with the paparazzi or the conservatorship protection she is under until the end of October, her father and co-conservator, Jamie Spears, provided some answers to OK!
Jamie said the conservatorship of his daughter will come to a close, though he hopes it will last just a bit longer, for Britney’s sake.
“I would hope it stands until the end of the year, and then we’ll sit back and evaluate where we are at that time, where Britney is at that time,” he said.
The conservatorship reunited father and daughter, who in the past had moments where they were estranged from one another.
“It’s wonderful,” he said of their relationship. “It is new for both of us. She sometimes calls me 50 times a day and asks me things that light my life up. But like all daughters, she is very manipulative and cunning. So she gets what she wants a lot.”
Jamie also said that despite the troubles that previously affected the pop star, there was a silver lining – their new relationship and his relationship with his grandsons.
“God has a way of taking something bad and turning it into something good,” Jamie told OK! “If this hadn’t happened, I would never have been able to get back with my daughter and have this relationship I have with these two little boys.”
In related news, Jamie also explained why Britney and her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, settled their custody dispute over their two children, without going to trial.
“Britney and Kevin wanted to settle… The trial that was coming up was for permanent custody. It made no sense for that trial to proceed so we worked out an agreement. The agreement says that on Oct. 1 we’ll probably get another overnight, and that will stay in place until the end of the year or the end of the conservatorship,” he said.
As for how Jamie feels about Kevin, he offered a mixed answer.
“Kevin has a wonderful heart. I don’t agree with giving him more money,” Jamie said.
From her nasty divorce and custody battle to her now-infamous performance at the 2007 VMAs to the dark period under the control of “manager” Sam Lutfi, it’s safe to say that the last two years were not the best in the young life of Britney Spears.
And now, one year after an erratic and distracted Brit stormed out of an OK! photoshoot, a very different woman sits down to talk openly about her two adorable sons, her father and the future of her nearly sidetracked career.
Having spent her young life in the spotlight, the 26-year-old mother of two tells OK! that she hopes her boys choose not to choose a career in entertainment. “I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to,” she explains. “I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.
Perhaps some of Britney’s reluctance comes from seeing her little sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, have to face so much public scrutiny over her recent pregnancy. “I was shocked a little bit,” says Brit. “She’s always been the baby, and now the baby was having a baby. It was mind-boggling.”
The pop superstar also tells OK! that she wants her boys to be close to her newborn niece. “I’m sure the boys will be like big brothers to Maddie,” she says.
In an unexpected twist, Britney’s downward spiral in recent years ultimately helped to heal the bonds between the singer and her parents, Lynne and Jamie Spears.
“God has a way of taking something bad and turning it into something good,” explains Jamie, who also spoke exclusively to OK!. “If this hadn’t happened, I would never have been able to get back with my daughter and have this relationship I have with these two little boys.”
Another positive that’s risen out of her darkest days is Britney’s new album, which she expects to hit stores in six to nine months. “I think it is more urban,” she tells OK!. “I’m writing every day, right here at the piano in this living room… This is my best work ever.”
For the complete interview and exclusive at-home photos of Britney and her boys, pick up the new issue of OK! — on sale everywhere Thursday!
If you only had access to Daneeeboy.com, you could be forgiven for thinking that Lady GaGa is the only woman recording electro-pop goodness at the moment. Sorry about that.
So here’s a nice alternative from the lovely little town of London. They are a band called The Ultrasonics, an unashamedly electro pop bunch headed up by a bleach blonde lass called Johanna. And they are very good. They sound a little bit like US west coast electro groups Ultraviolet Sound and Stefy (two fantastic bands to sound like, if you’re asking me). They are set to release their debut single, “Perfect Girl” via iTunes and other digital stores this summer.
According to their press release thinger…
“Already championed by the likes of Popjustice (the UK’s number one pop music site) and EQ, ‘Perfect Girl’ is a true electropop gem. The track draws influences from classic ‘80s pop, with a nod towards the synth-laden sounds of The Human League and Depeche Mode.
‘Perfect Girl’ acts as a perfect introduction to the group’s fusion of retro and 21st Century electro.”
Oh right, then. I’ll add a Daneeeboy quote: “They make me feel dirty in a good way. Also the lead singer sounds a bit like a more talented Jenny Frost.“
In all seriousness, I hope The Ultrasonics are a band we will be hearing more from over the coming months. They will be performing alongside Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Alphabeat and Client at Manchester Pride on the 25th Of August, the same day “Perfect Girl” hits digital stores.
Oh dear. Generally when I see the words “featuring R. Kelly”, something inside of me dies. Every album needs a stinker, on PCD it was the schmultzy “Stickwitu”, on The Pussycat Dolls’ newest album, “Doll Domination”, it appears to be this track…
Pussycat Dolls - Out Of This Club (feat. R. Kelly)
Pop culture can be so dull and drab, but it can also be like an orgasm in an ice cream shop. Daneeeboy is about celebrating the stuff that makes your clit tingle, and not the other stuff. Simon Cowell is not welcome here. If you are Simon Cowell, please fuck off.
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